{"product_id":"dont-brie-a-dick-rude-cheese-kitchen-print","title":"Don't Brie a Dick | Rude Cheese Kitchen Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eI don't think it's asking too much for people to be reasonably decent to one another. You don't have to be lovely all the time, you don't have to agree with everyone, and you certainly don't have to pretend to like people you can't stand. But generally speaking, not being a dick is a pretty achievable starting point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't Brie a Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e is my rude cheese kitchen print, featuring an original hand-painted acrylic illustration of three different cheeses with a little reminder about basic human decency. It's a terrible cheese pun, a fairly sensible life philosophy and exactly the sort of thing I enjoy putting on kitchen walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI created this print at Kauter Studios as part of my collection of colourful food art with cheeky, sarcastic and occasionally sweary captions. There's something I find particularly funny about taking a perfectly innocent painting of brie, cheddar and blue cheese and adding a phrase that sounds like something you'd say to someone behaving like an absolute knob.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rude kitchen wall art is perfect for cheese lovers, fans of sarcastic humour and anyone who prefers their home decor with a bit of personality. It would look brilliant in a kitchen, dining room or alongside other colourful food prints. It also makes a rather appropriate gift for that friend who says exactly what everyone's thinking, usually without bothering to check whether they should.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause life is complicated enough without people being dicks. Especially when there's cheese to be eaten.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrint Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't Brie a Dick\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original hand-painted cheese illustration with rude typography\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e A5 and A4\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint type:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality art print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFraming:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unframed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtist:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kauter Studios\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Essex, UK\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Finishing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSustainable Paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29 sizes in inches (US\u0026amp;CA) and cms (rest of the world).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLearn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/support.gelato.com\/en\/articles\/8996279-what-paper-types-do-you-support?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"15x20 cm \/ 6x8″","offer_id":58903650926923,"sku":"f7052df5-201f-41a2-a211-aa355539d094","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"21x29.7 cm \/ 8x12\"","offer_id":58903650959691,"sku":"be52000b-3068-4225-95cb-abb2b16e761b","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1081\/0415\/5467\/files\/0c56457e-daf4-4206-949e-c8d4ef4bbd7d.jpg?v=1792429884","url":"https:\/\/kauterstudios.com\/products\/dont-brie-a-dick-rude-cheese-kitchen-print","provider":"Kauter Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}