{"product_id":"fruity-as-fuck-rude-dragon-fruit-kitchen-print","title":"Fruity as Fuck | Rude Dragon Fruit Kitchen Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf there was ever a fruit that knew how to make an entrance, it's dragon fruit. Bright pink, covered in little green spikes and looking like it belongs somewhere considerably more exciting than the fruit aisle in Tesco. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFruity as Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e is my rude dragon fruit kitchen print, featuring an original hand-painted acrylic illustration with a suitably sweary caption. I mean, look at it. You couldn't exactly call it subtle, could you? It's pink, it's fabulous and it's got absolutely no business looking that dramatic for something you can eat with a spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI created this print at Kauter Studios for people who like colourful kitchen wall art with a bit of attitude. It's a fun addition to a kitchen, dining room or gallery wall, particularly if your taste in home decor leans more towards bold colours and questionable language than inspirational quotes about living, laughing and loving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a brilliant little gift for someone who appreciates a good swear word, loves a bit of fruity humour or simply has a personality as loud as this particular piece of fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause life's too short for boring walls. And apparently, so is this dragon fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrint Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fruity as Fuck\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original hand-painted dragon fruit illustration with rude typography\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e A5 and A4\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint type:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality art print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFraming:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unframed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtist:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kauter Studios\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Essex, UK\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Finishing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSustainable Paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29 sizes in inches (US\u0026amp;CA) and cms (rest of the world).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLearn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/support.gelato.com\/en\/articles\/8996279-what-paper-types-do-you-support?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"15x20 cm \/ 6x8″","offer_id":58903502618955,"sku":"076949cc-63c7-4b2f-8df1-930191c0e6f9","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"21x29.7 cm \/ 8x12\"","offer_id":58903502651723,"sku":"0470e7f8-39b1-4aca-aff1-166b2c4bc4e5","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1081\/0415\/5467\/files\/fc121d42-7f2e-4a77-b8df-ddcb9527c832.jpg?v=1792428886","url":"https:\/\/kauterstudios.com\/products\/fruity-as-fuck-rude-dragon-fruit-kitchen-print","provider":"Kauter Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}