Prickly Cunt | Rude Pineapple Kitchen Print

Prickly Cunt is a rude pineapple art print featuring my original hand-painted artwork of a pineapple with its sharp green crown and textured golden skin. It's a fairly accurate representation of how I feel when someone tries to make conversation before I've had a coffee.

I wanted to create kitchen art for people who don't spend their lives pretending everything is wonderful. Sometimes you're feeling sociable, sometimes you're not, and sometimes someone chewing with their mouth open is enough to make you question every decision that's led you to this moment.

This rude kitchen print is ideal for kitchens, dining rooms, home bars or anywhere you fancy displaying a little bit of bad language. It's especially suitable for anyone who finds the endless parade of motivational quotes and wholesome home décor slightly nauseating. Your walls are allowed to swear, even if your guests are too polite to.

It makes a cracking housewarming gift, birthday present or Secret Santa gift for someone whose personality could generously be described as an acquired taste. Perhaps your best mate, your favourite colleague or the person in your family who's been telling everyone exactly what they think since 1987.

And if someone walks into your kitchen and gets offended by a pineapple calling itself a cunt, at least you've found out early that you're probably not going to get along.

Please note: This is a print of my original hand-painted artwork, not the original painting.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
• Available Sizes: 29 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

Learn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes here.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.