Shove It Up Your Arse | Rude Pineapple Kitchen Print

Shove It Up Your Arse is a rude pineapple art print featuring my original hand-painted artwork of a pineapple, complete with its spiky crown and rather unfortunate implications. It's probably not suitable for the easily offended, but then again, neither is half the stuff that comes out of my mouth.

I've always admired the versatility of British swearing. Three perfectly ordinary words can bring an argument to a spectacular conclusion, and adding a pineapple to the situation somehow makes it even better. Nobody needs to know what prompted the outburst. The important thing is that you've made your feelings abundantly clear.

This rude kitchen wall art is ideal for anyone who's had enough of polite little signs about love, laughter and cups of tea. Put it in your kitchen, hang it in your downstairs loo or give your home bar a conversation starter that your guests won't forget. It's particularly good for people who appreciate inappropriate humour and don't feel the need to apologise for it.

It also makes an excellent housewarming gift, birthday present or leaving present for a colleague who's spent years politely telling people what they really think. 

Alternatively, buy it for yourself and consider it a permanent response to unsolicited advice, ridiculous requests and anyone who says you should smile more.

Just imagine someone coming over for dinner, admiring your pineapple painting and then reading the caption. Suddenly, you've got a very different sort of dinner conversation.

Please note: This is an art print of my original hand-painted artwork, not the original painting.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.
• Available Sizes: 29 sizes in inches (US&CA) and cms (rest of the world).

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