{"product_id":"shove-it-up-your-arse-rude-pineapple-kitchen-print","title":"Shove It Up Your Arse | Rude Pineapple Kitchen Print","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShove It Up Your Arse\u003c\/strong\u003e is a rude pineapple art print featuring my original hand-painted artwork of a pineapple, complete with its spiky crown and rather unfortunate implications. It's probably not suitable for the easily offended, but then again, neither is half the stuff that comes out of my mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've always admired the versatility of British swearing. Three perfectly ordinary words can bring an argument to a spectacular conclusion, and adding a pineapple to the situation somehow makes it even better. Nobody needs to know what prompted the outburst. The important thing is that you've made your feelings abundantly clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis rude kitchen wall art is ideal for anyone who's had enough of polite little signs about love, laughter and cups of tea. Put it in your kitchen, hang it in your downstairs loo or give your home bar a conversation starter that your guests won't forget. It's particularly good for people who appreciate inappropriate humour and don't feel the need to apologise for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt also makes an excellent housewarming gift, birthday present or leaving present for a colleague who's spent years politely telling people what they really think. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlternatively, buy it for yourself and consider it a permanent response to unsolicited advice, ridiculous requests and anyone who says you should smile more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust imagine someone coming over for dinner, admiring your pineapple painting and then reading the caption. Suddenly, you've got a very different sort of dinner conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is an art print of my original hand-painted artwork, not the original painting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Finishing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSustainable Paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29 sizes in inches (US\u0026amp;CA) and cms (rest of the world).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLearn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/support.gelato.com\/en\/articles\/8996279-what-paper-types-do-you-support?\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"15x20 cm \/ 6x8″","offer_id":58892681314635,"sku":"e2850340-fb6a-491e-aba1-4710d33013fe","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"21x29.7 cm \/ 8x12\"","offer_id":58892681347403,"sku":"f1abd3d8-f994-45df-b328-43aaed221149","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1081\/0415\/5467\/files\/c63814ba-5162-4a71-86dc-3797c78527b6.jpg?v=1792340991","url":"https:\/\/kauterstudios.com\/products\/shove-it-up-your-arse-rude-pineapple-kitchen-print","provider":"Kauter Studios ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}